Hello, I am Broody McHottiepants, and this is my small corner of the web, where I read poetry, gaze longingly at you, slam locker doors, and drive my car too fast.
Interests include: keeping secrets (only to reveal them at the worst possible moment), drinking (but only at the massive football parties), smoking (without gaining any bad breath or health risks), and crying a single tear.
All my tweets are whispered to Carrie, who records them for posterity.
My novel, BROODING YOUNG ADULT HERO’S GUIDE TO ACHIEVING MAIN CHARACTER STATUS will be released in summer of 2017 by Skypony press.
I’ve been mentioned on a lot of sites. What can I say, I’m a popular dude.
Don’t you want to follow me too? @broodingYAhero
E! Online: A Twitter Mocking the Brooding YA Hero
Simon Teen’s Tumblr: Oh Brooding YA Hero We Heart You
Cosmo Online: This is How Your Ideal YA Heartthrob Would Tweet
Buzzfeed:This Twitter Brilliantly Captures The Ridiculousness Of YA Guys
Thought Catalog: What Guys From YA Lit Would Be Like On Twitter
Sugar Scape: This Account Embodies Every Teen Lit Cliche of All Time
Bustle: YA Parody Accounts Are Your New Favorite Things About Twitter
10 TIMES YA GAVE US UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF GUYS
Wikia Books: The Brooding YA Hero
Dead Darlings: YA Wednesdays Feature
Hello Giggles: Interview with Carrie Ann, the genius behind Brooding Young Adult Hero
Maria Alexander: WHEN THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
A Fan’s Dramatic Readings of Brooding YA Hero Tweets
Official Student Newspaper of the University of Alaska : The Scorch Trials and Brooding YA Hero
Sometimes people love me so much they make photosets of me. These are pretty cool.
Brooding YA Hero + Gilmore Girls
Oh, and if you want to stare into my dazzlingly emerald/sapphire/amethyst eyes AKA interview me, or want to send me a link to your magnificent work of art featuring me, email’s broodingyahero AT gmail com.
Until we meet again, I will hold memories of you in my broken heart, and look for you at every school dance.
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